a penguin of very little brain
Bad malay joke from my malay friend

jhameia:

horusporus:

jhameia:

maybethings:

milodrums:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TUNA INSIDE A CHICKEN?

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AYAM BRAND TUNA

Just for that, I’mma ask you this.

Which is quieter, bread or coffee?

Coffee. Because Bread Talk, but kopi tiam.

TERRIBLE PEOPLE

HAHAHAHA WOULD YOU LIKE A COUPLE MORE???

1. Q: kenapa ayam suka Shakespeare?

A: Sebab ada iambic pentameter!

2. Q: Binatang apa paling besar di dunia?

A: Ikan paus?

Q: Nope.

A: Pastu?

A: Ikan paus goreng tepung!!

anddddd bonus:

Q: Mantou and char siew pau go watch movie together. Mantou didn’t cry, but char siew pau got cry. How come? (mantou = plain bun; char siew pau = pork bun)

A: Because mantou got no filling, char siew pau got filling! (filling = feeling = emotions)

Q:  And then char siew pau went to watch movie with kaya pau. Char siew pau got cry, but kaya pau laugh only. How come?

A: BECAUSE THEY BOTH GOT DIFFERENT FILLING.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I don’t get the ayam Shakespeare joke but oh god the pau joke is hurting me right now very the badly. 

AYAM BRAND TUNA

crying laughing

Reblogged 5 months ago from jhameia (Originally from milodrums)
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Source: milodrums
  1. gim-crackery reblogged this from keju-puffs and added:
    I died at the coffee joke.
  2. keju-puffs reblogged this from atohs and added:
    THE AIR THING SHOULDNT REALLY BE FUNNY BUT I LAUGHED… WHY?
  3. heroin-e reblogged this from jhameia
  4. amandes reblogged this from eisuverse and added:
    MY COUNTRY, OH MY COUNTRY!
  5. hino-izumi reblogged this from maybethings and added:
    Always love the pau jokes. XDDD
  6. bison reblogged this from eisuverse
  7. eisuverse reblogged this from somanysarahs and added:
    THE KOPI TIAM JOKE! WINS!
  8. somanysarahs reblogged this from milodrums
  9. r0lan reblogged this from atohs
  10. maybethings reblogged this from milodrums and added:
    Iambic pentameter » ayam-bic pentameter And now I have to tell the pau jokes to my boss, I have to. Ladies and gents,...
  11. jhameia reblogged this from horusporus and added:
    Ayam-bik…… that is SO MALAY-SPECIFIC IT IS REDONKULOUS! (I love it.) The pau one still takes the kek tho.
  12. horusporus reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    the ayam one… you just have to pronounce ‘iambic’ as ‘ayam-bik’. :D i didn’t say it was a good joke. :D here’s a...
  13. atohs reblogged this from indigoredroulette and added:
    This one is Indonesian joke translate this into english : 2 1 2 1 ke mobil warna two one two one to car color...
  14. keybladetotheheart reblogged this from milodrums
  15. pancakesandplaid reblogged this from milodrums
  16. milodrums reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    …the pau joke i cannot
  17. sugino reblogged this from silverspiralfox
  18. silverspiralfox reblogged this from turtlelinni
  19. turtlelinni reblogged this from milodrums
  20. yiduiqie reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    AYAM BRAND TUNA crying laughing
  21. subashini reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    2012 will come and go but let the bad jokes never end.
  22. indigoredroulette reblogged this from hosenschlange and added:
    Okay, this is totally Singaporean, but also very Malay. How do you get a Mat busy? You place him in a round room and...
  23. hosenschlange reblogged this from maybethings and added:
    What does a foreigner pump into his tires at a Malay gas station? - Air.
  24. angrydumpling reblogged this from maybethings and added:
    LMAO first thing in the morning I wake up to two awful jokes.
  25. beingevil reblogged this from milodrums
  26. beltfullofcrap said: DYING
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