a penguin of very little brain
Bad malay joke from my malay friend

jhameia:

horusporus:

jhameia:

maybethings:

milodrums:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TUNA INSIDE A CHICKEN?

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AYAM BRAND TUNA

Just for that, I’mma ask you this.

Which is quieter, bread or coffee?

Coffee. Because Bread Talk, but kopi tiam.

TERRIBLE PEOPLE

HAHAHAHA WOULD YOU LIKE A COUPLE MORE???

1. Q: kenapa ayam suka Shakespeare?

A: Sebab ada iambic pentameter!

2. Q: Binatang apa paling besar di dunia?

A: Ikan paus?

Q: Nope.

A: Pastu?

A: Ikan paus goreng tepung!!

anddddd bonus:

Q: Mantou and char siew pau go watch movie together. Mantou didn’t cry, but char siew pau got cry. How come? (mantou = plain bun; char siew pau = pork bun)

A: Because mantou got no filling, char siew pau got filling! (filling = feeling = emotions)

Q:  And then char siew pau went to watch movie with kaya pau. Char siew pau got cry, but kaya pau laugh only. How come?

A: BECAUSE THEY BOTH GOT DIFFERENT FILLING.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I don’t get the ayam Shakespeare joke but oh god the pau joke is hurting me right now very the badly. 

AYAM BRAND TUNA

crying laughing

Reblogged 1 month ago from jhameia (Originally from milodrums)
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  1. heroin-e reblogged this from jhameia
  2. amandes reblogged this from eisuverse and added:
    MY COUNTRY, OH MY COUNTRY!
  3. hino-izumi reblogged this from maybethings and added:
    Always love the pau jokes. XDDD
  4. bison reblogged this from eisuverse
  5. eisuverse reblogged this from somanysarahs and added:
    THE KOPI TIAM JOKE! WINS!
  6. somanysarahs reblogged this from milodrums
  7. r0lan reblogged this from atohs
  8. maybethings reblogged this from milodrums and added:
    Iambic pentameter » ayam-bic pentameter And now I have to tell the pau jokes to my boss, I have to. Ladies and gents,...
  9. jhameia reblogged this from horusporus and added:
    Ayam-bik…… that is SO MALAY-SPECIFIC IT IS REDONKULOUS! (I love it.) The pau one still takes the kek tho.
  10. horusporus reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    the ayam one… you just have to pronounce ‘iambic’ as ‘ayam-bik’. :D i didn’t say it was a good joke. :D here’s a...
  11. atohs reblogged this from indigoredroulette and added:
    This one is Indonesian joke translate this into english : 2 1 2 1 ke mobil warna two one two one to car color...
  12. idbegmercytwice reblogged this from milodrums
  13. pancakesandplaid reblogged this from milodrums
  14. milodrums reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    …the pau joke i cannot
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  18. yiduiqie reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    AYAM BRAND TUNA crying laughing
  19. jhameia reblogged this from horusporus and added:
    I don’t get the ayam Shakespeare joke but oh god the pau joke is hurting me right now very the badly.
  20. idbegmercytwice reblogged this from milodrums
  21. subashini reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    2012 will come and go but let the bad jokes never end.
  22. horusporus reblogged this from jhameia and added:
    HAHAHAHA WOULD YOU LIKE A COUPLE MORE??? 1. Q: kenapa ayam suka Shakespeare? Sebab ada iambic pentameter! 2. Q:...
  23. milodrums reblogged this from maybethings
  24. jhameia reblogged this from maybethings
  25. indigoredroulette reblogged this from hosenschlange and added:
    Okay, this is totally Singaporean, but also very Malay. How do you get a Mat busy? You place him in a round room and...
  26. hosenschlange reblogged this from maybethings and added:
    What does a foreigner pump into his tires at a Malay gas station? - Air.
  27. angrydumpling reblogged this from maybethings and added:
    LMAO first thing in the morning I wake up to two awful jokes.
  28. maybethings reblogged this from milodrums and added:
    Just for that, I’mma ask you this. Which is quieter, bread or coffee? Coffee. Because Bread Talk, but kopi tiam.
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  31. beltfullofcrap said: DYING
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