princess khutulun was described by marco polo as the greatest warrior in khan’s army. she told her uncle she would marry any man who could wrestle her and win. if they lost they had to give her 100 horses. she died unmarried with 10,000 horses.
bring it like a fucking diamond badass.PRINCESS KHUTULUN GUYS. SHE’S MORE BADASS THAN YOU.
I see it going down kinda like this:
P.K.: Yeah, lol I guess I’ll marry him if he can pin me down.
Khan: Completely reasonable.
MEN OF THE WORLD: Pfthahahaah of course I can win a wrestling match wit-HOLY GUACAMOLE I AM DEFEATED.
P.K: *toss* NOW GIVE ME YOUR HORSES, YOU SAD EXCUSES FOR WARRIORS.
Men of the world: *pwnd*
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