Prime Minister Gillard addresses the end of the world. And the youtube comments are a soul-sucking hole of something something.
THE VCE exam body has been left red faced after a doctored artwork depicting a huge robot helping socialist revolutionaries during the Russian Revolution was accidentally included in this year’s year 12 history exam taken by 5700 students.
I tell you what; I would have really enjoyed analysing that image. Why couldn’t you have done that 5 years ago, VCE exam body?!STRAYA!
Click the link to read the article in the age!
Bananas in Pyjamas photobombing ABC24 news coverage.
I hope this isn’t photoshopped cause it’s the greatest photobomb ever.
#what you see here is a drop bear in training #what he’s doing here is learning the best way to chew through a person’s ankle #the only reason why the trainer hasn’t been bitten is because they are wearing a pair of socks dipped in vegemite #this warns the little drop bear that they are also from Australia and therefore not an enemy
me: There are people who will read that and BELIEVE IT DAVID! Not that I am talking about myself.
me: But anyway. Do you have socks like that? And vegemite?
David: No. And yes. Of course I do, sometimes I go camping.
Flowers and skies were taken out of over 40 store bought puzzles and combined to form a series of spectacular landscapes by Kent Rogowski. Although puzzle pieces are unique and can only fit into one place within a puzzle they are interchangeable within a brand.
Bad malay joke from my malay friend
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TUNA INSIDE A CHICKEN?
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AYAM BRAND TUNAJust for that, I’mma ask you this.
Which is quieter, bread or coffee?
Coffee. Because Bread Talk, but kopi tiam.
TERRIBLE PEOPLE
HAHAHAHA WOULD YOU LIKE A COUPLE MORE???
1. Q: kenapa ayam suka Shakespeare?
A: Sebab ada iambic pentameter!
2. Q: Binatang apa paling besar di dunia?
A: Ikan paus?
Q: Nope.
A: Pastu?
A: Ikan paus goreng tepung!!
anddddd bonus:
Q: Mantou and char siew pau go watch movie together. Mantou didn’t cry, but char siew pau got cry. How come? (mantou = plain bun; char siew pau = pork bun)
A: Because mantou got no filling, char siew pau got filling! (filling = feeling = emotions)
Q: And then char siew pau went to watch movie with kaya pau. Char siew pau got cry, but kaya pau laugh only. How come?
A: BECAUSE THEY BOTH GOT DIFFERENT FILLING.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I don’t get the ayam Shakespeare joke but oh god the pau joke is hurting me right now very the badly.
AYAM BRAND TUNA
crying laughing
If you’re like me and spent many hours watching Star Trek: The Next Generation when you were younger, then you should follow TNG Season 8 on Twitter — where some mystery person is posting log lines for the never produced eighth season of TNG. Someone at my old job found this (it only has 15 followers right now!) and it is hilarious.
I would totally watch this.
18 Oct. Geordie and Data nurse a space bird back to health, and are sad when they have to release it. Picard is trapped in a turbolift with a baby.
