jhameia:

horusporus:

jhameia:

maybethings:

milodrums:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TUNA INSIDE A CHICKEN?

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AYAM BRAND TUNA

Just for that, I’mma ask you this.

Which is quieter, bread or coffee?

Coffee. Because Bread Talk, but kopi tiam.

TERRIBLE PEOPLE

HAHAHAHA WOULD YOU LIKE A COUPLE MORE???

1. Q: kenapa ayam suka Shakespeare?

A: Sebab ada iambic pentameter!

2. Q: Binatang apa paling besar di dunia?

A: Ikan paus?

Q: Nope.

A: Pastu?

A: Ikan paus goreng tepung!!

anddddd bonus:

Q: Mantou and char siew pau go watch movie together. Mantou didn’t cry, but char siew pau got cry. How come? (mantou = plain bun; char siew pau = pork bun)

A: Because mantou got no filling, char siew pau got filling! (filling = feeling = emotions)

Q:  And then char siew pau went to watch movie with kaya pau. Char siew pau got cry, but kaya pau laugh only. How come?

A: BECAUSE THEY BOTH GOT DIFFERENT FILLING.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I don’t get the ayam Shakespeare joke but oh god the pau joke is hurting me right now very the badly. 

AYAM BRAND TUNA

crying laughing

nutsandseeds:

Vegetarian (vegan) laksa, $9.20, Laksa King.

Mother fucking vegan laksa. Tofu, eggplant, bok choy, broccoli, snow peas, bean sprouts, fried onions, mint and coriander, two types of mother fucking noodles, all in the creamiest coconut soup you’ve ever tasted.

Fuck.

6-12 Pin Oak Crescent
Flemington
Victoria
03 9372 6383

Is it assam-y? I didn’t realise Laksa King did a vegan laksa, so I’ve never bothered to go out there!

*grabby hands*

I want to make these Talam Serimuka Telang so bad. With vegan mods, of course.

OMG I love being Malaysian.

I’m so grumpy that Zee Avi is HERE, IN THIS CITY, RIGHT NOW, and I can’t see either of her gigs. And she’s Malaysian living in the USA, so it’s not like she’ll be back again any time soon. SIGH.